- Character Name
- Bert McCashew
- Phone Number
- 872
- Character Biography
- Born and raised in rural Kentuckey, Bert was barely born and hardly raised. With many screws loose, Bert roamed the baren country roads doing much of nothing. However, Bert became adept and being bad at being specifically good at anything.
Bert was the kind of kid to walk into a strangers car but also the kind of kid to then get kicked out for being gross and irratating. "Irratating" in the sense that he wouldn't shut up whilst being physically irratating. He probably has a disease or two.
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